Alignment

I have tried unsuccessfully 5 times to get an alignment.

1. NTB - The computer says we need 660lbs of ballast in the car to align the car properly.
2. Firestone @ Culebra - Our best guy isn't here. Come back another time.
3. Meineke - You should take "a car like that" to Firestone.
4. Hi-Tech Automotove - I don't have the specs for that kind of car.
5. Firestone @ Babcock - We tried to align it, but the "thing" to turn to adjust it just spins.

I really need my own alignment gear.